Apparently Gus eats the hair that I shed. And apparently he's scared of his own poop touching his butt. This morning when I took him out to go potty, he did his usual thing and then started walking toward the door. Two seconds later he runs and squeals like something is chasing and biting him. I look over and find a small poop dangling by a hair from his butt. After laughing for a few seconds, I wasn't really sure what to do, so I just went for the hair and pulled it out. He squealed louder than before but was happy after he realized it wasn't dangling from his butt anymore. He's lucky I love him. And that I'm not a complete germaphobe. I guess it's time to vacuum. I don't trust him to not eat more of my hair...and I definitely don't want to have to do that again. Now that I'm not completely grossed out by poop anymore, does anyone else have a funny dog poop story?